
I’ve been appallingly lax about posting anything about anything remotely contemporary in recent months, haven’t it? It perhaps seems as though I’ve been exclusively living out a life in a bubble of the early 1980s, like a season of 'Ashes to Ashes' made flesh. Perhaps. I did say ‘perhaps’...
The truth is that, ah, actually yes, the truth is that that is largely the truth indeed.
A few vaguely ‘modern’ things have flicked across my peripheral vision, however, not least of which would be the new 45s by The Pipettes and Tracey Thorn. I don’t suppose people call them ‘45s’ these days though, do they? Do they even call them ‘records’? Or ‘singles’? Is ‘tracks’ all they have been boiled down to? Who knows.
Well, whatever, the Pipettes single is delicious and you know, it’s not a stretch of the imagination to draw a line from it straight right back to Tracie’s Pop hits of ’83. Indeed, there is something gloriously, carelessly dayglo about this new Pipettes record; a delirious disco sensation swapping snogs on a dodgy dancefloor in a backwater town in the sticks. And naturally that’s a good thing, even if only from an abstract point of view. I mean, I wouldn’t want to actually
be on the dancefloor of a dodgy disco out in the sticks, either in the past, present or future. Even if there
were promises of snogs.
Tracey Thorn of course really does have roots back in that era of the early ‘80s, with her Marine Girls, first solo records and the fledgling Everything But The Girl. I always thrill to the sound of Tracey’s voice. It takes me back. It resonates so magically. So many memories, new, old and still to be formed. Remember that duet cover of the Stephin Merritt song she did with Jens Lekman? That might be one of my favourite Pop artefacts. Three of my most loved artists wrapped up in a single moment. Yum. And ooh, did ‘Oh, the Divorces!’ just reference Jens as well? Bless.
One presumes there is an album in the offing? See, it serves me right for not following the music press closely these days (or, erm, at all). I knew Tracey had to run to the Gare Du Nord to catch the Eurostar last Thursday but not that she had a new record out. Perhaps there is something quite telling about modern communications in that fact. Or perhaps it just shows I don’t really pay attention.
Well, whatever, I do know that I’ve been paying attention to a ‘new’ Jasmine Minks EP, out on Jim Shepherd's own Oatcake label. The EP features four tracks from 1992 and sounds as excellent as you would expect. You can snag yourselves a digital copy from iTunes, Amazon and other fine digital retailers, though I suggest you may want to
drop by the Oatcake site and Paypal yourself a CD. All proceeds go to the MacMillan Cancer Support charity.
Also with a Scottish flavour is a new split 7” on Glasgow based Say Dirty Records. It features The Sexual Objects on one side and Peter Parker on the other. Both acts of course have impeccable connections to previous bands - Davey Henderson’s Sexual Objects to the likes of Nectarine Number 9, Win and Fire Engines, and Peter Parker to the always excellent Lungleg. The single is out next week, and if you can live with sullying your soul with a trip to myspace, you can
check the label out here.
More contemporary stuff I should have mentioned a while back is in the form of the debut 45 by Amanda Applewood. And here I can get away with the quaint retro nostalgia tripping because it really IS available on a good ole 45rpm 7” vinyl single. I understand these are all the rage at the moment, actually. Wasn't there something about lots of dodgy old bands releasing limited edition singles last weekend? They thought they were celebrating Record Store Day but I know they were really acknowledging my birthday. Then again...

But yes, Amanda Applewood’s little seven inch slab of understated Pop magic came out last month on the Boy Least Likely Too’s fab Too Young To Die label. It reminds me of the sweet sensation of hearing The Lightning Seeds’ ‘Pure’ for the first time or of blissfully pirouetting in the spring rain to The Sundays in the minutes before, you know, the silly serious Rock snob whispered in my ear that I shouldn’t really like that kind of thing. Some people (the ones who have heard me suggest that certain ‘twee’ bands should have their ears torn off and be forced to listen to the MC5 non stop for a month) might think me a two-faced cynic for professing a liking for this whilst pouring scorn and acidic hatred on, oh, take your pick of any shady bunch of ‘indie’ chancers. But they’d be wrong. For you see Amanda Applewood knows that what was so magically cool about the oft-misinterpreted reference points of ‘80s popsters like Strawberry Switchblade or The Waitresses was the acknowledgement of sex. They didn’t tip their fringes and shyly stumble away from it. They nodded at it. They smiled seductively and, gosh, they danced the night away in celebration of it. Even if they weren’t getting any.
Especially if they weren’t getting any of it.
So whilst I have no idea if
Amanda Applewood is getting any or not, I do know at least that the record she has made winks in a knowingly naive, but ultimately salacious manner. And that’s more than enough for me.
Right, that’s quite enough of the modern world. Where’s my ‘Welcome To The Pleasuredome’ CD reissue?